Sta.sh
1- Thou shalt feel actual guilt at killing innocent characters. Yes, they were part of a later quest.
2- Thou shalt not walk around in a town with weapons drawn. Even Balmora.
3- Thou shalt eventually kill one of these: Fargoth, Crassius Curio and/or M'Aiq the Liar.
4- Divayth Fyr is cool.
5- Thou shalt not do Moon Sugar.
6- Thou shalt not be racist towards a specific race, with the exception of the dirty Cliff Racers.
7- Swords are not only better, but cooler too. Axes are bulky. Staves make you look gay, even if you're a mage. Grab a sword, weenie.
8- Scamps are NOT overgrown cats; they are gremlins.
9- Before trying something, ask yourself if you have enough health. If the answer is yes, check the actual amount of health you have and think again. This will save your life someday.
10- "coc Balmora" will get you out of any hole.
11- Thou shalt cheat at least once during your first week. If you discover how, that is.
12- Thou shalt become addicted to cheating.
13- Thou shalt never play a non-cheated character during your first year.
14- Thou shalt never buy/build a house. Thou shalt, however, kill an innocent and take his/her house as your own.
15- Thou already know that "player-> additem gold x" does not work.
16- Divayth Fyr IS cool!
17- Thou shalt always take the silt strider, never walking.
18- Thou shalt go to Ghostfence before thou art supposed to.
19- Once thou realizes that Kajiits cannot wear boots, thou shalt play a Wood Elf.
20- No matter the stats, EVERYONE, even the guys, want matching armor.
21- Guild work, although useful, is not fun and you're not the only one thinking that.
22- "Rat" is Vvardenfell slang for "Wolverine".
23- Thou art not alone to find Guars cute.
24- Thou art alone to find Crassius Curio sexy.
25- The only thing that stands between you and the status of "God":
you still have to pee after 5 hours of gaming!
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... The only bad part about Guars being very cute is that they're very violent! TT^TT I love you Guar, why don't you love me?
... Except the White Guar :3
Guars need to happen in another game.
> Potion of Fortify Intelligence
> Repeat
> Make Godly potions
> Be a God
Really good at the 14th rule though *cough* and yeah, Divayth Fyr is cool!